conversations with hannibal and ayron

[HANNIBAL!]

so i've been thinking about it, and i do believe the neuron transmicticular device that you have been working on would benefit from an electro-magnetic transdispositional output safety mechanism; much like the one professor honeydew forged and gifted upon his doppelganger. it can be acknowledged that the disposition of said product can withstand such accurate frequencies of those who us in the scientific community would refer to as "aplicademixial." furthermore, i digress your behavior at the coal foundry this past evening. lactose minerals are not only adherently funded for such events, but are provided for on a operational provision. please do be careful of such things in the future.

[Ayron]

ok, so i know that my response has been eagerly awaited over the past couple of weeks. The reason for my tardiness is not one of complete ignorance, but rather due to a mental dilemma. The neuron transmicticular device that i recently mechanized, in my eyes, was flawless. but after much thought of your recent observation, i could see how an electro-magnetic transdispositional output safety mechanism could benefit such a device. The only argument i have towards this interuption of my dealings with such an invention is that professor honeydew only added an electro-magnetic transdispositional output safety mechanism because of his worry of a malfunctioning hyperactive amino acid strain that could completely dismantle the outer core of the nucleotidal output transponder. My creation however, is fully capable of preventing such an embarrassing incident, without a silly (and quite homosexual, i might add) electro-magnetic transdispositional output safety mechanism. But i suppose its always better to be safe than sorry.

Ps. i was drunk at the coal foundry the other evening. I cant believe what i was thinking when it came to the lactose minerals. I realize that the minerals could have reacted with all sorts of protein strands, creating massive computational errors, which would only delay our work furthermore. Ill remember next time that the prological algorithms of your enhanced polysenthetic equation really do make a difference.

[HANNIBAL!]

my good friend, in the interim of your response it has come to my attention that the giraffes in the metaphysical sector of our research laboratory have gained considerable weight and have therefore reduced their capacity for accepting metabolic output. my lab assistant has rejected all possible reincarnations of their protons, as their unstable state has caused ruptures in the underlying regions of their radiated thyroid glands. do you think it would be beneficial if we reverse our process and reinstate the flow of ionized specimen into their blood chamber? as i'm sure you've realized by now, the meissner effect which we observed earlier could be attributed to these new findings, but i am not fully convinced. years of scientific research have proven time and time again that this observable phenomena is caused by a lack of sensation producing rubidium atoms in the neocortex, not, as we're finding to be the case, attributed to weight gain. i have some further tests to conduct this evening, but if my hypothesis is correct, i will be able to put Hubert's brain through our high-temperature super-conducting waveform disintegrator and reverse engineer the output of his metabolic state.